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Le peggiori lezzate mai viste

Cyber security theatre in Italy

Rockstar selling Razor cracked copies on Steam

(/r/italyinformatica) taciuz

Allora la prova del cambio porte l'ho fatta sul Transmission installato sul mio PC Linux. Una volta cambiata la porta ha scaricato come al solito la uso di prova Sul raspberry Transmission è installato tramite docker con openmediavault

(irc) AzureDiamond

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

(irc) AzureDiamond

<brasello> non mi avete ancora mandato nulla btw
<brasello> seghe
<brasello> timed out
<brasello> che cazzo c'è dentro?
<bparodi> timed out perche` devi usare il tunnel
<bparodi> e` un ip interno

(/r/talesfromtechsupport) Internal-Car8922

I am now describing the internals of the computer to him to help identify the motherboard and riser board, and the user says "Hang on, I don't want to drip wax into the computer."
Me: "I'm sorry, did you say 'wax'?"
Befuddled User: "Yeah. I'm using a candle to light the inside of the case."
Me: "Why are you using a candle?"
Befuddled User: "Because the power is out."
Me: (Face-palm smack) "Did it not occur to you that you would need power to use the computer?"
Befuddled User: "Sure. But it has a battery in it."
And indeed it does. A WATCH BATTERY. a battery just strong enough to help the computer not forget the date and time when turned off and unplugged. And even so, these normally need to be replaced about once a year or the computer forgets what day it is.
I explain this to the user, but he doesn't want any part of it. He wants the computer to work during a power outage off of a small watch battery.